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Saaidi is buying a colour TV for the 1st time .
Saaidi: Do you have colour TVs?
Sailsman : Sure.
Saaidi: Give me a green one.
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Q: Why did 18 Saaidis go to a movie together?
A: Because it is not allowed for below 18
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Q: A Saaidi ordered a pizza
and the clerk asked if he should cut it six or twelve pieces.
A: 'Six, please.
I could never eat twelve
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What about the Saaidi's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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Saaidi: 'Excuse me sir, what time is it?'
MAN: 'It's 3.'
Saaidi: (with a puzzled look on his face)
'You know, it's the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day,
and each time get a different answer.'
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A Saaidi was driving down the highway to Disneyland
when he saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'.
After thinking for a minute, he said to himself
'Oh well!'
and turned around and returned home.
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A Saaidi got himself a puzzle game.
It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
He was so proud of himself
because at the side of the box it said:
'2-3 years' !!

 

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